and in conclusion ...

[certainthings]

Chris Rock:  People are always saying that rap music is misogynistic and is degrading to women but what I've realized is that women that like rap don't give a fuck. Women that like rap could give less than a fuck what they're saying if the beat's all right she will dance all night. I see women on the floor dancing to the nastiest shit ever made. You think the nastier the record the more they like that shit. I see women on the floor just dancing like, 'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. Put a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear. Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye. Blind the bitch, blind the bitch, blind the bitch with come.'

You know what's wild, if you mention to a woman that the record is misogynistic and degrading, you're going to seem like a nerd when you say that, but if you mention it to a woman, every woman gives you the same answer, "He ain't talkin' about me." 'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick ...' But he said your name. "No, he didn't."

* *

Louis CK: Nobody ever wins an argument, nobody ever goes, 'Oh, you're right and I'm wrong.' That never happens, someone just eventually goes, 'Shut up, we gotta eat. So, let's shut up for a minute.'

Comments

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

Chris Rock will never not be funny to me. o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?!

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

Nobody ever wins an argument, nobody ever goes, 'Oh, you're right and I'm wrong.'

I have been thinking that all day.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

haha I remember when he did that skit. HIS DANCING WAS THE BEST PART.

[pie_andcoffee]

ROFL.

We need MY Misogynist Beats the Hell outa YOURS iconz.

[estei.livejournal.com]

I love that skit!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I've ever actually SEEN it.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

*laughs way too much*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Make one!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Damn entertaining.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Oh you NEED to see Chris Rock's HBO comedy specials. They're kind of amazing.

[leighm.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten about that. How appropriate.

LMAO.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Huh, I haven't heard that Louis CK joke before.

Sadly I have danced to songs that aren't all that different from Chris Rock's made up song. Classy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I thought so.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The Louis CK quote is from one of or the Comedy Central Presents ... gigs.

Hahaha. Really? That's kind of awesome. I'd love it if Chris Rock's song were a really real song

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

*snorts* I kinda love Chris Rock

methinks I need to go find more Louis CK stuff as I'm not familiar with him...he seems really awesome from the quotes and stuff you've posted before

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*searches youtube*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I love Louis CK so so much but some might find some of his words offensive.

This is one of my favourite bits of his -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! I don't get offended by anything so I should enjoy him greatly :D

[tv-hooked-me.livejournal.com]

heh, true :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Ha! I was just talking about that stand-up routine w/ friend. Randomly because we were talking about great stand ups.

Also? Yes.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And also because you're a little bit psychic.

A whole lot of yes.

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

I assume there is wank going on (I love my bubble!) but leave it up to comedians and their wise words to fix everything.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

Heh, I like that second quote.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That there is. That there is.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do too

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

Louis CK: Nobody ever wins an argument, nobody ever goes, 'Oh, you're right and I'm wrong.' That never happens, someone just eventually goes, 'Shut up, we gotta eat. So, let's shut up for a minute.'
That's so damn true. LMFAO Whenever me and my friends get in an argument, or at least, get to a point in the argument where we're okay and able to talk at a normal level, one of us will say, "I'm hungry!"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. That's awesome

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Word.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

Lmao, I loved that Chris Rock special, my sentiments exactly. And that last quote is perfect because it's so true. We fight and fight yet no one wins, we just realize we have to coexist.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

'Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick. Put a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear, a dick in her ear. Fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye. Blind the bitch, blind the bitch, blind the bitch with come.'

LMFAOO.

That Chris Rock sure nose what he's on about.

This is the best response SO FAR to this bullshittery. Smidge FTW!

[sly-fuck.livejournal.com]

OKay, does it make dumb if I ask what the M thing is in SPN? Cause I followed your latest post here and I'm kind of confuddled...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm? You followed a link to here? Or am I reading that wrong? Which is probably the case, I do that often.

Anyway, apparently some people believe that Dean is misogynistic. Some people don't believe that. Everyone is wanking.

[sly-fuck.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Oaky. *continues ignoring* *pictures Dean wanking instead*

[coppering.livejournal.com]

I really like when you quote things.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Good. Cause, I like to quote.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yay Team Me.

[bluetambereen.livejournal.com]

I WAS DEFINITELY SINGING THIS SONG (SMACK HER WITH A DICK) IN MY HEAD, ALL DAY ON MONDAY. AND DAMMIT, I WANTED TO GET UP AND DO THE DANCE TOO, BUT APPARENTLY THIS SONG IS NSFW. BOOOOO.

AND NOW I MUST GO WATCH THIS HBO SPECIAL FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. THANKYOUVERMUCH FOR THE REMINDER!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.