but maybe

[certainthings]

Katie Cassidy has mentioned a few times that Jared mocks her - the way she walks. But that it's all in good fun because he's !JARED! And he loves everyone and chocolate covered puppies carrying roses fall out of his ass or something. And maybe that's true - the mocking in good fun part - not the magical puppies falling from his ass, though that would be a neat story to hear about on the ten o'clock news.

Right. Point. What if it's not? What if he's doing it because him and Jensen are still bitter that she doesn't have a myspace and therefore can't add them as friends? But because he's !JARED!, he can get away with mocking.


*this post brought to you by the letters J and K

Comments

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Maybe only really pretty people can get away with mocking?

♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You know, I kind of think that's true. Not just regarding what's going on in Fandom now but in general too. Pretty people can and do get away with so much more - I say this as a shallow person who lets pretty people get away with more.

[titti]

Mmm, just look at the HP books. The Gryffindors are beautiful and pull pranks but they are always RIGHT. The Slytherins are ugly and are therefore EVIL.

I know you were joking, except that it's not far from the truth.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

he might b really making fun of her. but then he z jared and hell just look at u with those eyes and u TOTALLY BELIEVE EVERYTHING he says.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

sure

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

The person who doesn't think any of this is funny will probably be the one writing the fic about the chocolate covered puppies carrying roses falling out of Jared's ass, while he's licking Jensen's completely intelligent and bleached asshole. COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY, MIND YOU.

Ah, nothing reigns more supreme in fandom than hypocrisy. Except maybe hilarity.


Yes, "unironically" is ttly a word. Check your dictionary.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And now I'm picturing Jensen bent over pouring bleach over his ass - and it's a tad bit disturbing.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

um...you probably know why I'm laughing. I hope.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Honestly, not really. I have a vague idea but not a good idea.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

OH HAI. I LOVE YOU.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Also, oh my god. How do you stand it? I would totes be using my block button.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

haha! you rock. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[notthebigspoon.livejournal.com]

And when he's in the shower, the puppies come out and sing! It's like the Walt Disney ass!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Yis.

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm gonna stalk your comments for a while. I hope you don't mind. Heh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like stalking.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

The only sensible, reasonable, logical thing to do in that situation is make a fake myspace and flame the fuck out of people.

It is, isn't it?

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY.

plz link when you are done thx.

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

THATS NOT CHOCOLATE BB DONT EAT THEM

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. But actually it is, and the good expensive sort. Jared's ass is a magical place.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

My favorite part of this is the !JARED! and y'know, all the rest of it too.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

The real question is what kind of magic said ass-puppies perform. *thinky face*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is a good question.

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

Either way, I find that hilarious! LOLOL!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. You're awesome

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty popular rumour.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I forgot what I was gonna say, because I sat there reading every single one of the comments, instead, and can only focus on one thing.

Also, omg, you're nice. ROTF.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Only on the outside.

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

Indubatably

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods*

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I thought everyone wanted to be mocked by Jared because then what else will they talk about at cons?

But yes, good point.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! Yes, I suppose you're right.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT JARED WAS GOD AND JENSEN WAS JESUS OR VICE-VERSA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IDK

WHAT YOU ARE SAYING DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

Sometimes I am rather confusing, I know.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

Jared does produce some very awesome magical puppies

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That he does.

[naficeh.livejournal.com]

I just got this weird mental picture of Jared standing in the middle of a parking lot with a bunch of black lab puppies surrounding him and Jensen on a pink bike with streamers behind him....

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

N'aww. I like the added pink bicycle.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMAO Uh huh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Trufax.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I love that Jared has an exclamation mark infront of it. :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's very special.

[tiffiny.livejournal.com]

I tried to come up with an intelligent response and all I can say is !JARED!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I think that !JARED! pretty much sums everything up.