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Kristeen Von Hagen said...

I wanted to post this other day because the other day it was much more on topic but I didn't have it and well, I wanted to get it exact.

Kristeen Von Hagen: And once she actually said to me, "You know when your boyfriend just like, starts gently fucking your ear?" And I still don't know if she's kidding or not. For the rest of the night I was staring at her ear. No. That is not what that's for. No, I don't care how good you are ... it does look chafed.
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[identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO Yeah:)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
It amused me greatly at the time and then there was Supernatural and it amused me even more.

[identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's just so fitting after this past Thursday.

[identity profile] cookiemonsta.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts in an attempt to stifle extremely loud giggling*
AHAHAHAHA - yes.
Oh world, you're full of weird and wonderful things, aren'tcha?
Thanks for sharing the hilarity, Smidge.

[identity profile] aeroport_art.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
lol, awesome.
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[identity profile] faunaana.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, I would have been staring at the ear the whole night, too, and thinking, "No, no, wrong hole, WRONG HOLE."

[identity profile] bitter-crimson.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hee! now that's funny


*cookies*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. Welcome :)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought so.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I like it.

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason the use of the word "gently" is what did it for me. ... it does look chafed. *snerk*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee.

[identity profile] 20shannon.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
please tell me ur joking...um ur jokin right??

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
urs dusnt no

[identity profile] 20shannon.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
but will..um can it fit

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
how big is a person's ear? how big is a dick?

[identity profile] 20shannon.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
well um a normal size ear and um size doesnt matter

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt a dick could get inside the ear canal - unless there's someone out there with really large ears and someone else with a kind of small dick.
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