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certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-05-11 10:41 pm

Kristeen Von Hagen said...

I wanted to post this other day because the other day it was much more on topic but I didn't have it and well, I wanted to get it exact.

Kristeen Von Hagen: And once she actually said to me, "You know when your boyfriend just like, starts gently fucking your ear?" And I still don't know if she's kidding or not. For the rest of the night I was staring at her ear. No. That is not what that's for. No, I don't care how good you are ... it does look chafed.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt a dick could get inside the ear canal - unless there's someone out there with really large ears and someone else with a kind of small dick.