certainthings: (Jared and Jensen - hand on belleh)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-03-01 10:28 am
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fun with real audio (sorta) and lies

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.

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[identity profile] sadcypress.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It comforts me to know that if he can't have a pony, then he can at least get plenty of blow jobs from Jared today. *nods*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you feel that way.

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The last part is the real audio, yis?

I really enjoy these fictional conversations, they make me smile.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha. Yes! Absolutely.

\o/

I finally have a reason to use this icon!

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
but can he call him names during the obligatory birthday sex? :D

Re: I finally have a reason to use this icon!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Names like "asshole", "dick" and "jerk"? If they're into that sorta thing, sure.

[identity profile] apostrophee.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not fictional if it really happened, right?

Trufax.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Excellent point.

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So, molesters - in general - enjoy the show. *nods* That's some sound logic there, Jenny.

Jared: I thought you said you weren't much of a celebratory person?
Jensen: Not wanting to go out and get shitfaced and play Dare or even fucking dumber Dare with Mike is not the same thing as wanting you to blow me.
Jared: *eyeroll* How could I resist when you ask so nicely?
Jensen: You love me and you know it.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. I don't think Jensen was really thinking that just that molesters are online.

Heee!

Dare with Mike would be fun to watch.
wenchpixie: (J2 at Chicago Jared leaning on Jensen)

[personal profile] wenchpixie 2008-03-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.

Oh, now come on Smeckles....

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorts*

[identity profile] nyaubaby.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh smidge!!!! Your brain! Can I book a place?! :D

Also totally how it happened! then Jared presented some extra lil' suprise for him. *g*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-03 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
My brain is always open for visitors.

[identity profile] micheleeeex.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Love that!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ thanks

[identity profile] pipry23.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO best ever.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. Yey

[identity profile] bitter-crimson.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?

Wait. You mean we aren't?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Some might be, yes.

[identity profile] blacklid.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, there should be a book of these, so that I can practice snorting Cheerios out my nose at some target other than my laptop screen.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. Sounds painful.

[identity profile] bitterbird.livejournal.com 2008-03-01 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL I do love your brain

birthday blow jobs ftw! and Im so very glad to know Jensen has all the rules memorized

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
:blushes:

Jensen is quite the boyscout when it comes to birthday rules.

[identity profile] tastylilgifty.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Bwaha. Jared doesn't even know how to take an insult. ;)

Question: Nee to find good wallpapers of the boys. Any ideas?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
*shakes head* I have no ideas. Sorry.

[identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Love it:)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
thanks

[identity profile] quidditchkiss.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, boys. >:D

[identity profile] impala-chick.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
YAY fictional convos!! :D :D
*GIGGLESNORT*

RULE NUMBER ONE FTW

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Jensen's quite fond of it.

[identity profile] impala-chick.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
I would imagine so.

:D :D :D

[identity profile] giventofly37.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I approve very highly of Jensen's rules. I'm just sayin'.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He approves of them also.
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