certainthings: (Harry)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-02-07 10:14 am

gay married

Because [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 is a dirty enabler or something like that.

[!crack filled Fictional Conversation]

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.
pie_andcoffee: (j2 crack up)

[personal profile] pie_andcoffee 2008-02-07 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
hee. i saw that just now in your comment porn. i like it, very much.

oh, and i'm signed in the right LJ now. but that may sound creepy, or something. heh.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, okay - I was thinking that was you over there but wasn't really sure and yeah

[identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*fucking DIES*

I love Colbert.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I do too!

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA!!! Colbert FTW.

And Jen? You're like super gay. *sporfle*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So much win!

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, that is brilliant. Love your icon :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you thank you

[identity profile] thursdaywench.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*rolls eyes* doesn't she know, you're supposed to watch, not get drunk off your ass. sheesh. lol

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally, I'd agree but I kind of wanted her gone for that last bit and then it was going to go in an even more crack induced direction but then it uh, didn't.

[identity profile] thursdaywench.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
ah, i see lol

[identity profile] affectingly.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

ILU SMIDGE

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
:beams:

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
oh meesha *stupid happy grin*

oh colbert! the greatest enabler of them all! besides memfish, of course =P


*cookies*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That he is!

[identity profile] sadcypress.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That is BRILLIANT and the icon is magnificent. I can already hear the bomchickaWOWOW starting up in the distance...

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. And thank you

[identity profile] kilynn16.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
LEGAL SCHMEGAL!! *snorts*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee.

[identity profile] memphis86.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*enables herself a win*

\o/

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*gold stars you*

[identity profile] angieb5.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I just. I can't stop laughing *wheezes*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. Yay! Thank you.

[identity profile] nothingscripted.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
your fictional conversations never fail to amuse me. this one is especially fantastic. :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
:) Thank you.

[identity profile] hanyo-alchemist.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I love how you can take an already good day and make it FUCKING AWESOME, Smidge.


[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
:beams:

Who's that sneaking into your icon?

[identity profile] hanyo-alchemist.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, that's Chris Hansen from DATELINE: To Catch A Predator *dramaic music*. He's apparantly come to the conclusion that Jared is either jailbait, or one of those creepy ~predators~.


Most think that the sex offenders that the show catches are hilarious, but Chris Hansen is the most lol-worthy part of the show.

[identity profile] insaneboingo.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO! That is awesome.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-07 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks.

[identity profile] bkm5191.livejournal.com 2008-02-08 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
it could happen that way.

I could see it happening that way, for sure.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
*nods* It could.

[identity profile] lalita82.livejournal.com 2008-02-08 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Love Colbert!!

You win at the crack! filled fictional conversation! xD

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-08 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Huzzah!

[identity profile] slashgoddess.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't get enough of those... LOL~

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
:) I'm glad you like.