gay married

[certainthings]

Because memphis86 is a dirty enabler or something like that.

[!crack filled Fictional Conversation]

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.

Comments

[pie_andcoffee]

hee. i saw that just now in your comment porn. i like it, very much.

oh, and i'm signed in the right LJ now. but that may sound creepy, or something. heh.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

*fucking DIES*

I love Colbert.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, okay - I was thinking that was you over there but wasn't really sure and yeah

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do too!

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!!! Colbert FTW.

And Jen? You're like super gay. *sporfle*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So much win!

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, that is brilliant. Love your icon :D

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* doesn't she know, you're supposed to watch, not get drunk off your ass. sheesh. lol

[affectingly.livejournal.com]

LMAO

ILU SMIDGE

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you thank you

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Normally, I'd agree but I kind of wanted her gone for that last bit and then it was going to go in an even more crack induced direction but then it uh, didn't.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

ah, i see lol

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

oh meesha *stupid happy grin*

oh colbert! the greatest enabler of them all! besides memfish, of course =P


*cookies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That he is!

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

That is BRILLIANT and the icon is magnificent. I can already hear the bomchickaWOWOW starting up in the distance...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. And thank you

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

LEGAL SCHMEGAL!! *snorts*

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

*enables herself a win*

\o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*gold stars you*

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

I just. I can't stop laughing *wheezes*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

WIN!

[nothingscripted.livejournal.com]

your fictional conversations never fail to amuse me. this one is especially fantastic. :D

[hanyo-alchemist.livejournal.com]

I love how you can take an already good day and make it FUCKING AWESOME, Smidge.


♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Yay! Thank you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thank you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

Who's that sneaking into your icon?

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

LMAO! That is awesome.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks.

[hanyo-alchemist.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's Chris Hansen from DATELINE: To Catch A Predator *dramaic music*. He's apparantly come to the conclusion that Jared is either jailbait, or one of those creepy ~predators~.


Most think that the sex offenders that the show catches are hilarious, but Chris Hansen is the most lol-worthy part of the show.

[bkm5191.livejournal.com]

it could happen that way.

I could see it happening that way, for sure.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* It could.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

Love Colbert!!

You win at the crack! filled fictional conversation! xD

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!

[getyourguns.livejournal.com]

OH yes.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

hee

[slashgoddess.livejournal.com]

i can't get enough of those... LOL~

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) I'm glad you like.