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certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-01-18 12:31 pm

FC

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: Let's go skiing.
Jensen: Skiing? Like with snow?
Jared: Like with snow and hot chocolate and sex on bear skin rugs by fire places.
Jensen: Dude, we're from Texas we don't do skiing.
Jared: But we're actors, Jensen. We should be going to resorts to "get away from it all."
Jensen: I don't think we're those kinds of actors, Jay.
Jared: [sighs] But the hot chocolate and sex sounds good, right?
Jensen: [nods] All we're missing is the bear skin rug and fire place.
Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ...
Jensen: [snorts] You're so romantic.
Jared: I'm going to see if we have any marshmallows.


*Disclaimer: I'm sure people from Texas go skiing all the time, no offence meant to anyone from or around the area.

[identity profile] annemiek81.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ...
LMAO! thanx...I needed a good laugh right about now! :)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ You're welcome.

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ... That boy's just so darn creative. :)

This is totally a jub-jub story in my head. Hot chocolate + hot man!sexing = FTW!


Jensen: Dude, where are we going to get a rug? This place is carpeted.
Jared: We can use the babies' rug. They won't mind, they're sleeping on the couch.
Jensen: I am not having sex in front of an oven on a dog blankie.
Edited 2008-01-18 20:43 (UTC)

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I heart you right back.

[identity profile] trueshellz.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
well, firstly we really need a fic on that
and lol
thankyou for the giggle
lol
*hugs*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
:) You are welcome. :hugs:

[identity profile] earlofcardigans.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never been skiing in my life.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm sure someone from Texas has been. I think. Maybe.

[identity profile] angieb5.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle fit*

I just saw this icon by [livejournal.com profile] shadopath and thought of you:

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahhaha.

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, yis. And the good company, hot chocolate and sex in front of a fire place is totally the best part of skiing anyway so this sounds like a better plan for the boys. Yeah okay, I wouldn't know about the sexing but the other stuff I can vouch for.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
A much better plan. Though maybe Jared can trail ice cubes down Jensen's chest to make him all cold so that it'll be "realistic." :p

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, brilliant idea :D
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[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha. *ahem*

[identity profile] pocketfullof.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that you felt the need to add that disclaimer. :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost didn't but then if I didn't someone might've said, 'Hey!'

[identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If it were physically possible to have sex with your brain? I would.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
An amusing yet really disturing image that creates, eh?

[identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, sort of. Also sort of really sexy.

[identity profile] nyaubaby.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I'm literally have tears in my eyes!

JESUS!LMFAO!

I can SO picture it! :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-18 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/

THANK YOU :)
ext_16843: (J2: they're in love like woah)

[identity profile] rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha, Jared and his creativity amazes me.
And I'm from Virginia [considered to be southern, I guess?] and people go skiing all the time. Well, they travel up to the mountains, but still.
*shrugs*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I figured that people in the south would go skiing but it didn't really fit the conversation hence the disclaimer. :)

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Jensen: I don't think we're those kinds of actors, Jay.
what kind of actors are they if not those kind? lol

once again, your fictional conversations have dissolved me to giggles...which isn't a bad thing except my Computer Science prof just looked at me like 'visual basic isn't that funny'
I ♥ you

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
They're the pizza and beer types.

Computer Science is a total laugh riot. *solemn nod*

\o/

[identity profile] bubbles83.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ...

Ha ha! I love Fictional!Jared.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
He's one of my favourites.