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[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: Let's go skiing.
Jensen: Skiing? Like with snow?
Jared: Like with snow and hot chocolate and sex on bear skin rugs by fire places.
Jensen: Dude, we're from Texas we don't do skiing.
Jared: But we're actors, Jensen. We should be going to resorts to "get away from it all."
Jensen: I don't think we're those kinds of actors, Jay.
Jared: [sighs] But the hot chocolate and sex sounds good, right?
Jensen: [nods] All we're missing is the bear skin rug and fire place.
Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ...
Jensen: [snorts] You're so romantic.
Jared: I'm going to see if we have any marshmallows.


*Disclaimer: I'm sure people from Texas go skiing all the time, no offence meant to anyone from or around the area.

Comments

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ...
LMAO! thanx...I needed a good laugh right about now! :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/ You're welcome.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ... That boy's just so darn creative. :)

This is totally a jub-jub story in my head. Hot chocolate + hot man!sexing = FTW!


Jensen: Dude, where are we going to get a rug? This place is carpeted.
Jared: We can use the babies' rug. They won't mind, they're sleeping on the couch.
Jensen: I am not having sex in front of an oven on a dog blankie.

[trueshellz.livejournal.com]

well, firstly we really need a fic on that
and lol
thankyou for the giggle
lol
*hugs*

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

I've never been skiing in my life.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) You are welcome. :hugs:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But I'm sure someone from Texas has been. I think. Maybe.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I heart you.

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

*giggle fit*

I just saw this icon by shadopath and thought of you:

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahhaha.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I heart you right back.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hee, yis. And the good company, hot chocolate and sex in front of a fire place is totally the best part of skiing anyway so this sounds like a better plan for the boys. Yeah okay, I wouldn't know about the sexing but the other stuff I can vouch for.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

A much better plan. Though maybe Jared can trail ice cubes down Jensen's chest to make him all cold so that it'll be "realistic." :p

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Mmm, brilliant idea :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. *ahem*

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

I love that you felt the need to add that disclaimer. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I almost didn't but then if I didn't someone might've said, 'Hey!'

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

If it were physically possible to have sex with your brain? I would.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

An amusing yet really disturing image that creates, eh?

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

Yes, sort of. Also sort of really sexy.

[nyaubaby.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm literally have tears in my eyes!

JESUS!LMFAO!

I can SO picture it! :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

THANK YOU :)

[rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, Jared and his creativity amazes me.
And I'm from Virginia [considered to be southern, I guess?] and people go skiing all the time. Well, they travel up to the mountains, but still.
*shrugs*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I figured that people in the south would go skiing but it didn't really fit the conversation hence the disclaimer. :)

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

Jensen: I don't think we're those kinds of actors, Jay.
what kind of actors are they if not those kind? lol

once again, your fictional conversations have dissolved me to giggles...which isn't a bad thing except my Computer Science prof just looked at me like 'visual basic isn't that funny'
I ♥ you

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

They're the pizza and beer types.

Computer Science is a total laugh riot. *solemn nod*

\o/

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Jared: We could turn on the oven and put a towel in front of it ...

Ha ha! I love Fictional!Jared.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's one of my favourites.