ugh

[certainthings]

I went to bed around 5 this morning and woke up close to noon. 

I couldn't figure out for the longest time why I wasn't really tired because I had only had one cup of coffee around 10 am the other morning but then as I was finally headed to bed I looked down and saw the box of Pot of Gold and oh, yeah. That's why. Because I being a gluttonous pig ate entire box of chocolates yesterday. Sure, not all in one sitting but still. AN ENTIRE BOX.

Yeah. Don't do that.

In other news my new "job" is going to be Jared Padalecki's Fictional Pee Coach. *nods*

Comments

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I believe that job might be the bestest job ever.

I ate too much chocolate today as well but I just feel like throwing up. It tasted a bit like siap so it was in no way worth it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Siap? And I'm sorry your tummy was all icky.

Also? I mentioned your Asylum experience with Jensen in my latest post. *nods*

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That's how we Danes spell soap, okay? I didn't make a mistake *shifty eyes*

You did? I must've missed that..

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. I totally believe that.

Nah, maybe you just haven't seen it. Also, you might not see it because it's about TIH and if you're avoiding those posts, yeah.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the 'Flight something' post, you update a gazillion times a day, I can hardly keep up :P *goes to look*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

No, not that post.

Are you suggesting that I should stop updating so much? :p Because I totally should.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

NO! Please don't stop updating, I like it. Even if I don't always comment, I pretty much always read and your posts are some of the most interesting on my flist.

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

How much guidance and direction do you think he needs? Is it going to have to be pretty hands-on for the first few sessions?
*burns in shame*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'd legally be able to be hands-on, if was really a job, yanno? I might have to have my own fictional wang and sort of direct him how hold his.

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

Well, these are the sorts of things you'll want delineated in your contract pretty thoroughly. Like, maybe he could have insurance, and you could have gloves?
(yes, I am seriously overthinking this, but the whole idea makes me laugh something fierce, so... yeah)

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I personally am picturing you standing next to a camera with a megaphone shouting directions at him. "C'mon, Padalecki, whip it out!"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. God, that job would be so much fun, eh?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Immensely so. ;)

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Apparently, someone needs to do it and who better for the job?

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Don't do that.

Too late.

And I'm still so young...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So you have lots of time to learn to not do that.

[barkinmad.livejournal.com]

But it's so fun!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It is