Tags are hard || The Daily Show

[certainthings]

::collapses::

I had 2028 tags not so long ago
I now have 517
:sighs:
Jensen is still in 5th place
But Jared? Christ almighty, he's fallen to 8th place
Manalive crawfishpie
I kept some of the more random/what the hell? tags like "pie and prostitution"
When will I use that again? I don't know but I'll find away

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I miss The Daily Show. A lot. Here have a couple random quotes.

John Oliver: All British people are orphans.

Jason Jones: I know I'd rather die in a terrorist attack then suffer through an uncomfortable shower with a gay.

Aasif Mandvi: If Alberto Gonzales is guilty then we're all Mexican and if we're all Mexican then you can't handle the truth! Your Honour this whole court is out of order! Now open your eyes and imagine that little girl is black.

[?] :What you can do to hasten the rapture:

Plant a tree
That eats other trees

Invest in a coal burning toaster

Paper or plastic:
Why not both?

Keep doing what you're doing

Comments

[semirose.livejournal.com]

Oh man Daily Show, I miss it the most and hee oh Aasif Mandvi. I'm still annoyed that I missed when he was on campus and hanging out at the bars although it is amusing that my apartment complex is in the background on the piece they did.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You need to get a time machine.