Gosh.

[certainthings]

This? (You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. ) is really quite frustrating because you can't see anything. The post could be about puppies, but I'm (and others too, maybe) afraid to click the links because they could be full of spoilers.

ETA: And fixed! (Thank you, Ti)

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From the Way Back File : Random (bad) Pick up lines.

You must have horrible, painful blisters on your heels. Because you've been running through my dreams all night. In uncomfortable shoes.

I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me.

You're so fine, I bet you'd slip through a colander.

If I had to choose between being with you for one night and winning the lottery…I'd take the lottery. But it'd be close. Real close.

You remind me of my fear of snakes.

Once I knew two people who didn't fall in love. They both died horribly the following day. Makes you think.

Comments

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just went over to supernaturalfic and like EVERY SINGLE FIC now has that in its cutlines. ANNOYING!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/__tiana__/]

Hi Smidge! Just so you know, that cut tag will disappear if you register your age in your profile (and it's over 18). I just fixed mine b/c those tags were driving me crrrrrazy and now they are ALL GONE. YAY.

AND you still don't have to DISPLAY your age, you just have to go to Edit Profile and add the year. You can still set it not to display publicly.

:D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* So very.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And thank you for that.

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

Same here. Thanks!

[http://users.livejournal.com/__tiana__/]

You are most welcome! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/__tiana__/]

No problem! :D

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. I REALLY want to see a J2 fic featuring at LEAST two of those lines. Used completely unironically, of course.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know about Jared and Jensen but I could see Dean using "If I had to choose between being with you for one night and winning the lottery…I'd take the lottery. But it'd be close. Real close." on Sam. And then Sam would show Dean just how wrong a choice that would be.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud at the colander one. Why that one more than the others, I don't know, but HEE.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) I enjoy them all but I think my favourite is "You remind me of my fear of snakes." because wow, random.

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

HA! I love them all! But I think I laughed most at the colander, the lottery, the fear of snakes, and the peole who didn't fall in love. But especialy the fear of snakes because I don't even get it, but it doesn't matter. It's just made of win.

[ferrynheit.livejournal.com]

Also?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

If you were my nose, I'd blow you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The fear of snakes is my favourite too, because it's totally random, or so it seems.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!