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certainthings) wrote2007-11-26 08:18 am
certainthings) wrote2007-11-26 08:18 am
Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.
Canucks. Yey!
Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.
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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?
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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.
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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!
[with thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]
And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know
with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.
Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.
* * *
What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?
* * *
There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.
* * *
Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!
[with thanks to
sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know
with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.
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"Stop channel flicking, it's annoying."
"Fine." Jared tosses the remote beside him, leaving the station on the Food Network.
"You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
"Hey, I only stopped because you told me to, besides maybe I'll cook whatever they make and you can thank me later."
"And how exactly would I thank you?" Jensen raises an eyebrow.
"I'm sure we'll both think of something appropriate. Now, shush, I have to pay attention."
"Whatever," Jensen sighs and slumps back on the couch.
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On the show, Emeril tosses his personal seasoning onto the chicken. "BAM!"
"What the hell, Jared?" Jensen asks.
"What the hell what?"
"You haven't noticed? Every time Emeril says "BAM!" you thrust your hips forward, like your trying to poke him with your dick."
"Huh."
Jensen slides closer to Jared and leans in close. "Bam." He whispers in Jared's ear, watching as Jared's hips jerk a little.
"Bam. Bam. Bam."
"Dammit, Jensen." Jared growls low in his throat.
"So does the Flinstones turn you on too?" Jensen jokes before swinging his legs over and straddling Jared.
"Jensen, I can't see the Tv."
"Oh, you poor baby. Let me make it up to you." Jensen says licking at Jared's bottom lip.
"I haven't even cooked for you yet." Jared grins kissing Jensen.
"Yeah, well. I thought I'd thank you first and then you could be the one to order the Chinese."
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