Canucks. Jensen Priestly. Unicorn Peen.

[certainthings]

Canucks. Yey!

Kessler's hit on Kane? Mmmm. Because wow, that guy looks like a little shit and I really want to punch him in the face. A lot. And hard. The first time I saw him was the other day against the Oilers and wow, instant hate. I hope to find a good solid reason for my dislike other than he just looks like I should hate him.

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What if your last name was Byfuglien? They say it's pronounced more Bufflian - but who's going to know that upon seeing it for the first time?

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There's a clip of Jensen's porn debut (or well debut that we're all aware of) Ten Inch Hero - here. Jensen Priestly kind of reminds me of awkward!Dean.

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Goodnight Nurse and Thank you, Amsterdam!



[with thanks to sexts for the crop and _sin_attract for the video]

And another under the cut - I don't know who to give credit to for this photo - if you do lemme know




with thanks to arwensouth for the photo.

Comments

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Where is the smack? I don't see any smack talking about how Jared's gonna use his gigantor peen for evil to knock down government buildings and shit AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

or not, whatever. We could just talk about Dean in a dress.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Why did I just have an image of some guy saying, "Mr. President, there's someone here to see you." And then Jared walks in and the President jumps up from his chair and backs himself against the wall, cowering and muttering to himself. Jared just stands there with his hands on his hips - looking around at the room. Not saying a word. Not yet.

Jensen should wear skirts or dresses more often.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

NOT YET. Jared's peen does all the talking for him.

I agree. We should write a script about men in skirts, just for Jensen.