Threats to tell your enemy

As I mentioned before I sometimes watch a lot of Family Channel and uhm, on today's Wingin' It (don't judge!) there was this...


The Principal: Serge, stop right there, young man. I've been hearing a lot of strange threats coming from you lately.

[scene flash to Serge's strange threats]

Serge: I'm going to rain on your parade and make sure the only umbrellas around are the little ones you find in those fruity drinks.

Serge: I'm taking you to the movies and I'm sitting infront of you with a big hat.

Serge: I'm going to force you not to use the letter d. Goo luck.


It's a little sad how much those amuse me.