oh. well, I hope that doesn't come true.

Or maybe I do. But only a little. Very very little.

In my dream I was reading an article about Jared and how he was going to be releasing an album. The article said, 'First there was acting and now there's singing.' (clearly it wasn't a very good article) and then there was a quote of Jared saying something along the lines of, 'I knew I'd do it if I would have voted for me.'

- There was more to the article but that's all I read of it.

- I'm not sure what Jared meant by that quote. I'm thinking that he meant that if he was on an American Idol type show and if he would've voted for himself then he was okay with 'Them' getting him to sing songs?

- I didn't get to hear Jared sing in my dream nor did it tell me what the hell kind of songs he sang. Boo.

it only appears to be about Jared

but really it's about the fine art of stalking.



So, there's that picture with the fan and his wanting (I'm assuming he's wanting) Jared's signature.

But before that picture there's this one -



where you can see the foot and a bit of the leg of stalker boy. Just waiting around the corner, like he's been there for hours (maybe even the whole day) just fucking waiting for Jared to show up. He's planned his whole day around Jared's arrival and he's tired, hungry and needs to pee so fucking badly but god dammit he is not leaving his spot until Jared shows up. And he will get that signature so that he can rub in the face of all this friends (they're not really his friends - they're actually assholes who only pretend to be his friend and they mock him a lot behind his back and a little to his face) who didn't believe that he would be able to meet Jared.

Good on you, Stalker Boy, I say. Good on you.