and to sum up

( Pearls before Swine )

so instead, here's a crop of jared's crotch

pic credit > gloriaoliver @ photobucket

I gave myself a haircut, (don't tell)
I'd like to tell you where but, (don't tell)
I've got a secret, (don't tell)
It's my own secret

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell

And I feel so special and so beautiful
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull