so instead, here's a crop of jared's crotch

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Comments

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

God, FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. I agree with this post.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I just ... I couldn't keep quiet any longer about the goings on of such things.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Oh, word?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

yes?

[snow-blossoms.livejournal.com]

I agree with everything about this post.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[abydosww.livejournal.com]

I concur!

*stares*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Fact:
Jared's peen can, and will, end all wars.

Not Fact:
Jared's peen has a degree in finance.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah! These are good facts to know.

[gigglingkat]

No, it's a picture of his groin. LIAR! SPREADER OF FALSEHOODS!


/batshit

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*shock gasp* MY PANTS ARE NOT ON FIRE! Therefore, not a liar. You ... ma'am, are the lying liar who's telling lies.

[gigglingkat]

MY PANTS ARE NOT ON FIRE!

That's because you have no pants! SMIDGY NEEDS NO PANTS! Everyone knows this!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I don't think I WAS aware of this news.

[gigglingkat]

Really? I must make sure people do...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[heizqu.livejournal.com]

*gropes*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[annella.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, easy access buttons...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

All for you

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I want one!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*mails*

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

*sits patiently by the mail box* And by that, I mean that I'm actually sitting on the scaffolding above the mail box waiting for the mailman to come by so that I can jump him and look through his bag to see if there's a Jared.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. *ahem*

[gigglingkat]

Silly. Ambush the truck... Jared wouldn't fit in the bag...

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I knew there was something wrong with my plan. I shall attack the truck instead, yis.

[estei.livejournal.com]

You are clearly made of awesome.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[leighm.livejournal.com]

Nice crop.

Nice crotch.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[neversince.livejournal.com]

Pocket creases!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*smoothes them*

Hahaha. ICON LOVE

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I think it needs another spit shine. Where's Jensen? I hear he's AWESOME with those.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's on his way.

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

\:D/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Welcome.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

...speaks for itself.

yeah, I was just finishing your sentence. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Yum.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

That is a nice crotch he's got there

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It really sort of is, eh?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. No, it's not.