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certainthings) wrote2013-10-01 05:35 pm
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sometimes when I am out, I shout compliments at people inside my head. (the compliments are in my head - not the people)
examples:
THAT'S A GREAT SWEATER
YOUR HAIR IS FANTASTIC
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE
THOSE PANTS LOOK GOOD ON YOU
I'm scared that one day, I'm going to accidentally do it out loud. and the person will look at me like, 'WTF?' and I'll just have to shrug and give them a look that says, 'oops, sorry. but it's okay. i am a professional crazy person.'
examples:
THAT'S A GREAT SWEATER
YOUR HAIR IS FANTASTIC
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE REALLY ATTRACTIVE
THOSE PANTS LOOK GOOD ON YOU
I'm scared that one day, I'm going to accidentally do it out loud. and the person will look at me like, 'WTF?' and I'll just have to shrug and give them a look that says, 'oops, sorry. but it's okay. i am a professional crazy person.'
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Cory randomly waves at people all the time. It's amusing.
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How often do they wave back?
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The guy I chased down thought it was funny. I had my mom with me and I was dragging her along and she was embarrassed and trying to shush me and he was laughing at us bickering like little kids.
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I've only once really said something outloud that was meant to be in my head. It was this scruffy guy walking out of target, think Jared Padalecki in his lounge pants after a rough night, and he was wearing this long grey wool coat. OMG HOT....and so I told him so, well, in the jacket, I said you looks so hot in THAT COAT. Does that make it better? Nah, probably not.
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