who the fuck calls them suck sacks?

[certainthings]

boobies!


Well, she's made her porn SKINemax debut. The link (this one) will take you to an article talking about Sandra and her boobs (which they refer to as "suck sacks"). There are a couple of screencaptures from the show (without the line across the nipples).

a) they claim that those are her actual tits. that she is not using a body double for them.
b) tbh, I thought they'd be bigger.

Comments

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Suck sacks?
That's just gross.

I thought they'd be bigger too, but they're very...cute!
YEAH, I'M GONNA GO WITH CUTE.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

it is gross. and honestly? 'suck sacks' makes me think more of balls.

hee! cute works.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Yeah that made me cringe too, ngl.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't even know where that comes from, I've never heard it in my life. Which okay, I haven't heard a lot of things in my life but still.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

ditto. it's just men being gross on there. emailing you

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I cannot believe they referred to her boob as suck sacks. Wtf is wrong with calling them boobs? Or tits?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Have you heard the term 'suck sacks' before? And I agree boobs or tits would've been a lot better.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've heard it before, but it's such a disgusting term that I'm sure if I had heard it, I've blocked it from my mind.

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

That is the worst description for boobs I have ever heard. Also her boobs are...nice, but not what I was expecting.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Honestly the worst.

--but not what I was expecting.--

This is very accurate. I think maybe they look more real than I was expecting.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Lol suck sacks? Oh god that is horridly hilarious and just plain awful!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's a horrible horrible name for them. I'm kind of hoping that people wrote letter to them. I'd do it, but I'm lazy.

[myteethsharper.livejournal.com]

omfg i don't think i was prepared for sandy's boobs rn.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But honestly, is anyone ever really prepared for Sandra's boobs?

[framedhim.livejournal.com]

I'm counting seven years plus of working with ALL MEN. Not shouting, rather empahsizing. Because not once, in seven years, did I ever partake, interrupt, overhear a conversation where boobs were referred to as suck sacks.

Not once. And these were sailors and shipyard workers. And I can honestly say that the men stopped seeing me as female and included me in their convo. So yeah, gross. Blgghh.

also, jfc on a stick, Sandy. Gorgeous.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

This is actually comforting, because I mean if they weren't and they didn't. Then it's not a common thing. I mean, I don't mind slang for breasts. But suck sacks is stupid and ridiculous.

[framedhim.livejournal.com]

This is actually comforting

Good, and just to reassure myself, lol, I asked TheGuy who looked mortified and then said no...not in all his years. And the dude's old & a sailor XD

A side-note on breast slang and being creeped out: Once, while in Mississippi on vacation, I had a gallbladder attack and ended up in the hospital. My day nurse was a sweet woman, prone to talking on and on. One of those conversations began on the 2nd day in and she told me how she nursed her daughter and knew it was time to stop when, and I quote, "...my daughter was almost three and tapped me on my shoulder and said to give her the titty."

It's a common term to a lot of people but still, I might have died a little on that hospital bed. And yet, still not as bad...

[eilan.livejournal.com]

That's a terrible way to describe them. Terrible.
Men. Always thinking up the worst names. So uncreative.

But you know. Boobies!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if they sat around the room coming up with the name or if they threw various words into a hat and pulled those two out.

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

That is a gross description. I've never heard it before and I've heard just about everything. I worked in an all male department of an agency made up of primarily old construction workers. I've heard just about everthing but not this one. Yuck.

P.S. Her boobs are nice.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad that no one's heard it because I don't want to find out it's a common phrase I've just never heard before.

ps. Yes, yes they are.