certainthings: (sleepy tiems with Matthew Gray Gubler)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2011-08-07 08:42 pm

Best bedtime story ever

Go the Fuck to Sleep - Read by Samuel L. Jackson



*link to youtube incase embedded doesn't show up

"I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down and sleep, my darling."

"It's been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep."

"How is it you can do all this other great shit but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?"


/This is by far the best bedtime story ever and I wish it had been around when I was babysitting and/or doing daycare.

[identity profile] lembeau.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
INNORITE?!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
It is amazing, I'm sad that I hadn't heard of it before now.

[identity profile] popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
LOLOL! So wrong, and yet so funny at the exact same time.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
If I had children, I think I might read that story to them.

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure that is the greatest book ever written.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm thinking too.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Lmao love it.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I want someone to read it to me when it's my bedtime.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I would read it to you if I wasn't so far away.

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2011-08-11 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try! :p

[identity profile] later-tuesday.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)


I was less impressed when I saw the hardcover version was selling for $20. That seemed excessive to me. But I really enjoyed listening to Jacksons audio version :P

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that does seem like a bit much.

[identity profile] heatherosa.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think at one point Amazon had the audiobook for free. Now I kind of wish I'd downloaded it.

Also...hi!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You should go back and get it.

Hello!

[identity profile] framedhim.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
My inner monologue EVERY night. Not even sorry for shouting every. Brilliant story.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It sincerely is.

[identity profile] tabularassa.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LMFAO I LOVE Sam Jackson!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He is fantastic

[identity profile] annapeace.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
This is because everything Samuel L Jackson does is epic.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
S'good point.