Dear inventor of twitter. Thanks a bushel.

[certainthings]

Guess who I love?

Guess who sent me another dm last night?

I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Bhad Fichael Furray.

\o/ \o/ \o/

This time I got a "Much love to u Michelle"

I want to squish him a lot.

I hope if there's a third dm (I don't think there will be) but if there is I hope there's a "your bff Chad" included.

Comments

[cloex-brosluvr.livejournal.com]

Wow you lucky duck!


Do you print them out and frame them? I totally would. :D

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

:D

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

that guy!
following him on twitter has made reading douche!cmm fanfic *hard*.

leaving feedback is awkward. "I very much enjoyed your J2 story. Thank you for sharing. Also? How DARE you besmirch that most charming and adorable Mr. Murray? You should go fuck yourself. Thanks again, for the partly enjoyable fic!"

[ames1010.livejournal.com]

You guys were totally meant to be BFF.

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you know anything about a movie CMM just made? I think it's the one called Renee... My school is maybe doing a test audience viewing of it tomorrow night...should I go?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do not. The only thing I know that he's currently involved in is Everlast. (a graphic novel)

But yes, you should go.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't have a printer so I never really thought of that but I suppose if I did, I probably would.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I adore him so damn much.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. Right? I've never liked when people have "Chad" as a warning in their fic and I'm sort of okay with slightly douchey Chad in fic but still. I wonder if there are people who follow him and are re-thinking of how to write him these days because yeah, twitter!Chad is nothing at all like fic!Chad.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I just need for him to realize this one day.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. <3

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's so precious!

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

You're BOTH precious. :D

[brooding-soul.livejournal.com]

I got a DM from Leighton Meester once. It was a form one sent to her top followers, but still.

I also got a DM from Andy Cohen, once. Actually, twice. I can't remember what the first one said (I do remember he called me "baby" in it). The second one went like this. I tweeted: "@BravoAndy seems like the kind of person who would bury my face in a pillow while he had his way with me, and then we'd drink champagne and make fun of people." He DM'd me "You're right about everything but the champagne." And then I NEARLY DIED FROM AWESOME.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is freaking amazing sauce balls. Yes, both sauce and balls.