well that's just stupid. and wrong.

[certainthings]

This is someone's 'status' thingy on Facebook.

"‎99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on the top of a skyscraper about to jump... If you are the other 1% standing there with popcorn, 3D glasses and screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!" copy and paste this as your status"

Okay, first of all ... if you were there why exactly would you need 3D glasses? Life is already in 3D ... for most people. I guess there might be some people with vision problems who only see 2D. Maybe? I don't know.

Second. 99%? Yeah, uhm. How about no. I like to think that most teenagers are better than that. And by "better than that" I mean, "loathe Justin Bieber."

Why is Facebook so stupid?

Comments

[pie_andcoffee]

Agreed! However, generally I lose interest if someone's FB status message is longer than a dozen words. If I wanted a book I'd pull one off the shelf.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right there with you. I usually skim Facebook every couple of days and update at least once every two months. Sometimes a little less sometimes a little more. Depending.

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

I see those all the time. I think the funniest time was a time when I saw it juxtaposed with some quote about being the 1% who would cry for Jesus or something like that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Seriously? That just makes the baby Jesus sad.

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

lol, I think 99% and "teenagers" are probably shooting too high... how about 30% of girls 10-15 and 5% boys 11-15...?

("do a backflip!" haha)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That sounds much more reasonable.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Life is already in 3D ... for most people. I guess there might be some people with vision problems who only see 2D.

LMFAO wtf indeed. :|||||||

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. And why would Bieber be on rooftop anyway? Facebook is stupid.

[jheaton.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but cheering for someone to commit suicide, doesn't that sort of make you a psychopath?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it like that ... sure.