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certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2010-01-23 07:22 pm

steve carlson: best i've ever had

"Stevie C" posted a video over at FunnyorDie



I kind of love this song ... but he's just so greasy and sleazy and creepy seeming. Not just in this video but in LIFE. And I'd like for him to stop so that I can properly enjoy this video as the haha funny he seems to want it to be and not the "kidding on the square" that it is.

In my personal canon he was thinking of Jensen the whole time he was filming this.

mp3 of the song

[identity profile] laurondo.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
My face is permanently like this: D: upon seeing anything related to this guy.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I get that.
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[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts*

[identity profile] annella.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
oh god I made it about 30 seconds in before I gave up, feeling like I was covered in grease.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts*
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[identity profile] crystalchain.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I really... don't like him. At all.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoy that people don't like him.

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like I need to hide. Creepy.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I get this.

[identity profile] crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
In my personal canon he was thinking of Jensen the whole time he was filming this.
What on earth did poor Jensen ever do to you?!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. Nothing, just him and Jensen are good friends and if it weren't for Jensen well, he probably wouldn't be as well known as he is. Yeah ...

[identity profile] crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. I was thinking...well, it wasn't platonic. It was more along the lines of Steve thinking of Jensen while he...gave himself the best he ever had.


You're right though. Jensen likes his users and hangers-on. I think at some point every single one of Jensen's friends has been famous-by-proxy. I don't think he's even ever dated a girl (ha!) that didn't get the benefits of being his girlfriend. I don't know whether I find it hilarious or sad.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. No. I wasn't thinking THAT ... but I am now. Thanks a lot! :p

I wonder if Jensen cares at all that he has friends like that. Or maybe he just keeps them around because he knows that they won't go blabbing about his epic gayness and they're all each others beards / cover stories. Yeah.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, I'm sorry. I know he's a friend of yours and maybe in really real life he isn't creepy/sleazy like he appears in videos/pictures and such. Just. There's something I don't like about him.

I think you're swell and lovely.

[identity profile] ames1010.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, sweetie. :) I won't hold it against you. LOL

But I do think if you knew him, you'd think differently. He's one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet, and has been an amazing friend to me.

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I used to not mind him so much. Now I feel like I need a Silkwood Shower. eww.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what a silkwood shower is.

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I need to lay off the pop-culture from my parents' day

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
That video makes me lol a lot and then make a WTF face. He's sooo sleazy. XD

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
He kind of is. Or at least appears to be.

[identity profile] siscokid98.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
I like the song...but I think I'd have liked it better/thought it were funnier if I hadn't seen the video, cause, frankly, my skin was crawling the whole time :/

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Without the video it probably would've been better, I agree.

[identity profile] trutdelamode.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Watching 10 seconds of that made me feel like I should take a shower (not with him though) and get braces or something. WTH thought that would look good?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I think he was the one who thought it'd be amusing.
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[personal profile] moonie 2010-01-24 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to watch it because people were all OMG!!1! about it. Couldn't finish it. I sort of get why people might find the song funny, but to me and particularly in connection with that man, nope, argh. The close-ups of his mouth were traumatizing enough, but then he stood there half naked, singing about beating off, and I just, urrg. *shudder* To each their own, man, but Steve Carlson, so not my kinda guy.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
He's really not my kinda guy either but I still enjoy the song.

[identity profile] jeyhawk.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the mp3. :D

He is indeed a bit greasy sleazy. LOL

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome. He appears that way.

[identity profile] giantlovetingle.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
I cringed in several places when I watched this for the first time and I didn't laugh once. D:

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't laugh either.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
And that about sums it up.

[identity profile] softcake-70.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* I stopped watching after 30 seconds.
*grabs the eye-bleach*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha

[identity profile] fromyourashes.livejournal.com 2010-01-24 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't find one single thing likable about this guy. Ok, that's not true. He filmed that thing with the turkey with his mother, right? That was nice. I think. Otherwise, um. So much caca.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2010-01-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he filmed that thing with his momma.