it only appears to be about Jared

[certainthings]

but really it's about the fine art of stalking.



So, there's that picture with the fan and his wanting (I'm assuming he's wanting) Jared's signature.

But before that picture there's this one -



where you can see the foot and a bit of the leg of stalker boy. Just waiting around the corner, like he's been there for hours (maybe even the whole day) just fucking waiting for Jared to show up. He's planned his whole day around Jared's arrival and he's tired, hungry and needs to pee so fucking badly but god dammit he is not leaving his spot until Jared shows up. And he will get that signature so that he can rub in the face of all this friends (they're not really his friends - they're actually assholes who only pretend to be his friend and they mock him a lot behind his back and a little to his face) who didn't believe that he would be able to meet Jared.

Good on you, Stalker Boy, I say. Good on you.

Comments

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

LOL as much faith as I have in Jared Padalecki's utter awesome, that creepy ass dude was in all the Twilight actors photos when they left YVR. I saw them on ONTD. Jared was just an unfortunate celebrity bystander in the way of RPattz and his flat face and Kristen Stewart and her flat personality.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure why you're telling lies but okay, I'll play along. :p

I think it'd have been awesome if that guy had run up to Jared to get his autograph and been all, 'Hey, man. Can I get your ... Oh, wait. You're not in Twilight. Never mind.'

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

LOL. Unfortch, to the world, Jared is not nearly as important as RPattz which is why I'm surprised they photographed him at all, even though he is a minor celebrity. I don't know why the world perpetuates the awesomeone of RPattz balderdash since Jared is clearly better looking, more talented, taller, with much better hair, and doesn't routinely look like a hobo who smells really bad. And the rest of male cast just have a constant state of gayface and the chicks aren't that hot. Jared >>> Twilight - ALL of Twilight.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hear hear and amen.