This makes me think Jensen is a crazypants and probably thinks he (most likely Jared) would have Multiple Personality or Dissociative Identity issues. Either way, funny, but the over all outcome is still sad-ish.

...but...

'You want him to like you and not me. You're not even gay!'
'Jensen! Listen to me. I AM Sam.'
'No, you're an asshole.'


LOL!