Jim Gaffigan said...

[certainthings]

[re: camping]

Jim Gaffigan: I probably wouldn't be so scared if I wasn't sleeping in a bag. "Hey, let's pre-package ourselves for the serial killer, huh. I can't get away, can you?" "I can hop for a little but I'm deadmeat." Do you ever have to go the bathroom in the middle of the night? You always look at your friends, "Nice knowing you. Anyone wanna come and get killed with me or do you wanna get killed looking for me? We're all dead."


I hear it and I laugh. Then I think about F13 and I laugh so hard it hurts.

Comments

[neversince.livejournal.com]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT CAMPING.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Do you camp? Or not camp because you feel that way?

[neversince.livejournal.com]

I do not camp because I am not keen on getting slaughtered by Jason in the woods. Thanks.