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certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-12-18 09:06 am
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Twilight. Jensen.

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

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He still secretly loves it when 12 year olds hang around him.

[identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true. He feels it gives him a cool factor that Jared will never understand.

[identity profile] shoiryu.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I read that link as "If Jensen was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest."

[identity profile] resounding-echo.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

Well played.

[identity profile] cityphonelines.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that Twilight break down SO much. It's so... TRUE.

Oh Jensen, your poor hair. And yet, I really kinda ADORE this picture of him.

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*gets as far as "doe-eyed" and can't stop giggling*

*starts reading the Twilight thing and giggles more*

[identity profile] gonturan.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The Twilight thing was hilarious.

*pft* *snorfle* Heee! Jensen, there are no words...

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?! Doe-eyed? Like seriously.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I read Twilight but haven't seen the movie yet, reading things like this really makes me want to see the movie.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwah. That would be a good article.

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean really. Who are these awful copy writers and copy editors and why aren't I being paid to write that sort of nonsense?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the world is a cruel unfair place. *nods*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not fussy on the turtleneck.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*nods* Yeah huh

[identity profile] gonturan.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I honestly enjoyed Twilight for the most part, but that movie was awful. You laugh at inappropriate moments, the background music makes it worse in some instances, and it's nearly a month later and I STILL CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

[identity profile] bitter-crimson.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
OH TWILIGHT, OH TWILIGHT

[identity profile] shoiryu.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I wish that was what it really was!

[identity profile] insaneboingo.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
omg.. that Twilight thing had me crying I was laughing so hard.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if Stephanie Meyer's reads things like this.

[identity profile] insaneboingo.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Doubtful. I think it would send her into an early psychotic break. She doesn't seem to have much self-esteem.

[identity profile] lembeau.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, Twilight, it still hurts my soul. I loved this bit from the article So I hear you're a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter. So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old? That and the subservient female one already quoted above.

Oh Smidge, I will always love you for bits and pieces of Jensen's sordid past in print you manage to find. *sporfles* That turtleneck, I swear my bestfriend's mom had one exactly like that.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-18 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old?

That bit made me laugh a lot.

I swear my bestfriend's mom had one exactly like that

*dies*

[identity profile] giantlovetingle.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
That Twilight thing? Best thing ever. TYSM for linking. I kind of want to show to my cousin (who is madly in love with the books but is a very intelligent chick) to make her see the light - but I'm no so sure it'd work :\

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should give it a try