certainthings: (I love you Jared Padalecki)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-06-05 09:17 am

Jared Jared Jared I love you and your fantastic nose

Never before seen pictures of Jared Padalecki!!!*


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Just no. Please stop.

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Why would you want to copyright that? He looks terrible there, well as terrible as Jared can look in a photo.

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What's your anti-drug?
Jared: Boobies! \o/

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He's being all sneaky.

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He's being a goof.

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But still they caught him fondling the product and now he has to buy it but he's going to put the lips in that bag so people will think he's a MAN. Dammit!

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I do love his 'creepy/skeevy truck driver' look.

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*heartbreaks* He's clearly just lost his Jensen. Because that is obviously Jensen's hat in his hand.
I'm just not sure if Jensen said, 'Here, hold this.' Then kissed Jared on the nose and ran off. Or, and this is probably more likely, Jensen and Jared were just standing there when POOF Jensen disappeared into thin air and his hat fell to the ground. Leaving Jared to pick it up and look all forlorn.

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If I say it enough times, will these damn Hollywood Knights photos become bigger? Ugh. I want! Also, I didn't realize until last night that Jared was on a team with James Lafferty, Jesse Metcalfe and apparently Riley Smith. I've found James and Jesse in the group photos but I cannot figure out which one is Riley.

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He should be wearing those glasses.

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"Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves ...."




*that's a lie. they've been seen before.

[identity profile] apostrophee.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
He looks so dainty in the pic where he's holding the Neutrogena bag. Clearly I heart it.

Who asked for Tracy / Jared fic? Not me. For shame!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess he doesn't want to seem TOO MANLY. :p

Hahaha. Suuuuure, you didn't.

[identity profile] delicatelight.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Why is he so adorably dorky? It's not fair. People should only be allowed to be one or the other.

[identity profile] quiet-rebel.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
He looks like he's 16 in all these pictures.



Okay, I feel better now.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He does cheat, that's probably why.

[identity profile] estei.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The one with the hat... I just want to lick cuddle him.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The boy is talented. :)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He looks so lost and sad there. I love it!

[identity profile] onelittlesleep.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves ...."

ahahaha, brilliant.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Good good.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They were totally singing that song, even maybe it hadn't been written yet.

[identity profile] 20shannon.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i have never seen thiese pics so there new 2 me.

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What's your anti-drug?
Jared: Boobies! \o/

Once again, I am easily amused.

He looks like such a skeevy pretty princess truck driver there. What you can't see in the Neutrogena pic are the fabulous blue stilettos he's sportin' to match his bag.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I win. :p

[identity profile] 20shannon.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
u do!!! also n that one pic he z totally looking at her boobies and not tryin 2 hid it

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, if I saw THAT guy walking towards me on the street, I'd quickly cross to other side.

Haha. Now, I want to see the shoes!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
totes

[identity profile] kroki-refur.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I am baffled by the size of his hands in the Picture of Great Forlornness. How does anyone have hands that big, Smidgy? How is it even biologically possible? It's so amazing, it's distracting me from his fluffy, fluffy hair!

Also, I like how he got them to write "men" on his Neutrogena bag. Hahaha, Jared, you're not fooling anyone.

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*bites his nose*

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
He could be the guy who would walk in late to one of my lectures smelling AWFUL only to sit upwind of me so I spend the whole class gagging from the smell and trying to secretly fan it away with my notebook. Lay off the pipe, bro! Or at least the Axe Body Spray.

These in bright blue: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=8P-207516&cgname=OSKEYSHUZZZ&rfnbr=4782

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It almost seems as though his hands are larger than his enormous cranium. Perhaps he defeated some sort of mystical giant of yore and won them in trade?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
A radioactive giant bit him when he was four. That's a true fact right there. Mmmhmm.

Hahah, but he believes that he's fooling himself.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahah. I said that a radioactive giant bit him when he was young. :p

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That would explain the tree-like stature.

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