but maybe

[certainthings]

Katie Cassidy has mentioned a few times that Jared mocks her - the way she walks. But that it's all in good fun because he's !JARED! And he loves everyone and chocolate covered puppies carrying roses fall out of his ass or something. And maybe that's true - the mocking in good fun part - not the magical puppies falling from his ass, though that would be a neat story to hear about on the ten o'clock news.

Right. Point. What if it's not? What if he's doing it because him and Jensen are still bitter that she doesn't have a myspace and therefore can't add them as friends? But because he's !JARED!, he can get away with mocking.


*this post brought to you by the letters J and K

Comments

[pocketfullof.livejournal.com]

Maybe only really pretty people can get away with mocking?

♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You know, I kind of think that's true. Not just regarding what's going on in Fandom now but in general too. Pretty people can and do get away with so much more - I say this as a shallow person who lets pretty people get away with more.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

he might b really making fun of her. but then he z jared and hell just look at u with those eyes and u TOTALLY BELIEVE EVERYTHING he says.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

sure

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

The person who doesn't think any of this is funny will probably be the one writing the fic about the chocolate covered puppies carrying roses falling out of Jared's ass, while he's licking Jensen's completely intelligent and bleached asshole. COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY, MIND YOU.

Ah, nothing reigns more supreme in fandom than hypocrisy. Except maybe hilarity.


Yes, "unironically" is ttly a word. Check your dictionary.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

but if thats the reason why dont he just ask 2 b added?? i mean what chick n their right mind doesnt want 2 add them as friends

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

um...you probably know why I'm laughing. I hope.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

OH HAI. I LOVE YOU.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wonder if I've been on the internet too long, but I realize I haven't been on long enough because comments like this make no sense to me.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

haha! you rock. :D

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

its true pretty people getaway with more. people say its what counts on the inside hasnt been n a bar with her/his pretty good friend and is totally ignored.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Also, oh my god. How do you stand it? I would totes be using my block button.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

MAKE IT STOP.

[notthebigspoon.livejournal.com]

And when he's in the shower, the puppies come out and sing! It's like the Walt Disney ass!

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm gonna stalk your comments for a while. I hope you don't mind. Heh.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

The only sensible, reasonable, logical thing to do in that situation is make a fake myspace and flame the fuck out of people.

It is, isn't it?

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

i was responding about the myspace add in the original post in a joking manner. sorry it confused u

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

It's EVIL. My eyes, OMG.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And now I'm picturing Jensen bent over pouring bleach over his ass - and it's a tad bit disturbing.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

How exactly are we going to accomplish this? We need a plan!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MYSPACE. (it was mentioned in the post)

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

Hm. I may have to agree with you there. I just sort of spewed without thinking, sry. lolz.

[titti]

Mmm, just look at the HP books. The Gryffindors are beautiful and pull pranks but they are always RIGHT. The Slytherins are ugly and are therefore EVIL.

I know you were joking, except that it's not far from the truth.

[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY.

plz link when you are done thx.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Yes Please.