friday the 13th

[certainthings]

Dear Movie Gods,

Please let Jared's character's face get ripped off/torn off/blown off ... whatever in Friday the 13th.

I'd like for there to be a triology of NONE MORE FACE BOY.

Sincerely,
Micmezle

Comments

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

OMG. The Jared girls are going to ATTACK you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Bring it! :p

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

P.S. If it could be as hilarious as it was in House of Wax, I'd be much obliged.

Actually, I just want the movie to have something other than Jared's pretty to compel me into the movie theater.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes, please!

You know, I don't know if the movie is going to have more than that or well maybe. Ryan Hansen's been added to cast and I do enjoy him.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I just heard a guy in a commercial say this...

"I heard about this in business school...when I read about business school...in a book."

and I thought "Oh, he went to the same Life College as Jensen!" and then I thought of you. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. That is faneffingtastic.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Jared will have no face, Jared needs no face.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hear hear

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

*loves your sick, twisted brain*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[albydarned.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But I want!

[bubl.livejournal.com]

:/
Why??

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Because his face has been ripped off in House of Wax and blown off in Flight of the Phoenix and I want for there to be one more movie where his face isn't anymore.

[bubl.livejournal.com]

Ohh, I didn't know about Flight of the Phoenix.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I spoiled it for you

[depply-in-luv.livejournal.com]

He got it ripped off in house of wax, what other movie did he become faceless in?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Flight of the Phoenix.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

how did that happen and was that a good movie. also for once i would like him not 2 die n a horror movie. first one down on how even before paris wtf.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

There was an extreme sand storm. And I really did not like the movie at all.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

done n by a sandstorm wow. well for once i have no witty comment :(

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

Well, if he's gonna die, he need to have a sex scene first. Or get naked. Cause that's the way these things work. :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I vote for the naked, I'm not sure there's anyone in the movie I want to see him sexin' ... maybe Ryan Hansen's character. :p

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

As long as that damn forehead is taken off with the rest of his face, I'll be a happy girl

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I don't know you, but I LOVE YOU. I hate his stupid forehead.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

You could screen a movie of that thing!

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

Unless he was having an *~emotion~*, because then it would be all DENTED. His forehead has more dents than the fender of my first car, I swear.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

I'll never understand how Jensen can put up with the glare off it when their filming

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

HEATHEN! ... I mean, uhm. Hi?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I heart his forehead, it goes well with the rest of his head/face.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

I like it... but only when it's well hidden from view, otherwise it's a scary place for some

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And a magical land for others.

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

So that's where those rainbow crapping unicorns frolic

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

His face was blown off in Flight of the Phoenix?!? I thought he just wandered off to pee and got lost in the desert like an idiot.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That it was and it was pretty awesome.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

What be them others? HoW I know but the last one I'm not sure about. Maybe that was why Rory didn't want Dean anymore, he had no face... no, help me out.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha.

Flight of Phoenix.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

haha sounds like an awesome plan to me

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think it'd be fantastic and a great story for him to tell the grandkids in the future.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

I fully support this letter. \o/

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Yay