fun with real audio (sorta) and lies

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.

Comments

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

It comforts me to know that if he can't have a pony, then he can at least get plenty of blow jobs from Jared today. *nods*

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

The last part is the real audio, yis?

I really enjoy these fictional conversations, they make me smile.

I finally have a reason to use this icon!

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

but can he call him names during the obligatory birthday sex? :D

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

It's not fictional if it really happened, right?

Trufax.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

So, molesters - in general - enjoy the show. *nods* That's some sound logic there, Jenny.

Jared: I thought you said you weren't much of a celebratory person?
Jensen: Not wanting to go out and get shitfaced and play Dare or even fucking dumber Dare with Mike is not the same thing as wanting you to blow me.
Jared: *eyeroll* How could I resist when you ask so nicely?
Jensen: You love me and you know it.

[wenchpixie]

You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.

Oh, now come on Smeckles....

[nyaubaby.livejournal.com]

Oh smidge!!!! Your brain! Can I book a place?! :D

Also totally how it happened! then Jared presented some extra lil' suprise for him. *g*

[micheleeeex.livejournal.com]

Love that!

[pipry23.livejournal.com]

LMFAO best ever.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?

Wait. You mean we aren't?

[blacklid.livejournal.com]

Seriously, there should be a book of these, so that I can practice snorting Cheerios out my nose at some target other than my laptop screen.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

LOL I do love your brain

birthday blow jobs ftw! and Im so very glad to know Jensen has all the rules memorized

[tastylilgifty.livejournal.com]

Bwaha. Jared doesn't even know how to take an insult. ;)

Question: Nee to find good wallpapers of the boys. Any ideas?

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Love it:)

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

Oh, boys. >:D

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

YAY fictional convos!! :D :D
*GIGGLESNORT*

RULE NUMBER ONE FTW

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

♥!

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

I approve very highly of Jensen's rules. I'm just sayin'.