fun with real audio (sorta) and lies

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.

Comments

[blacklid.livejournal.com]

Seriously, there should be a book of these, so that I can practice snorting Cheerios out my nose at some target other than my laptop screen.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Sounds painful.