an original thought? what's that?

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jensen: Hey, Jay, remember how you're fucking Matt Damon?
Jared: It's pretty hard to forget.
Jensen: Guess who I'm fucking.
Jared: Other than me?
Jensen: Why would I ... Nevermind. Yes, other than yourself.
Jared: I dunno. Carol Burnett?
Jensen: No! Ben Affleck.
Jared: You're fucking Ben Affleck?
Jensen: Jealous?
Jared: No, it's just isn't Harrison Ford fucking Ben Affleck? I love you, babe but you're no Indiana Jones.
Jensen: Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck.
Jared: I stand corrected.

Comments

[pie_andcoffee]

Jimmy Kimmel wants to be fucking Jared Padalecki Jensen Ackles. But he was -ahem- down under Danneel last week when they made the vid.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

it's true

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

THAT ICON WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SMILE. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Carol Burnett!! Jared's a snarky bastard, isn't he?

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Haha. It's a hilarious video. I think the Matt Damon song is catchier but the Ben Affleck one is cooler.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Agreed. I nearly died laughing when Josh Groban came out with the piano.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hah. He is. Or he's just really bad at guessing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That was the best part :D

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Their outfits were very flattering ;)

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

ilu. everything about this post is amazing.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

LMAO Love that:)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeeee. Thanks

[heizqu.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

*snort*

You're such a dork, and I love you for it. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I really am.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

"I love you, babe, but you're no Indiana Jones."

*SNORFLES*

And then in comes Shia with Zac...

KEEP WRITING THAT.

[albydarned.livejournal.com]

Um ... I NOW WANT TO READ JARED PADALECKI / MATT DAMON FIC, THANKS TO YOU. Can you imagine the HOT there? CAN YOU!?!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You are welcome!

Though personally, I'm not sure I'd want to read that.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go with - thanks, but no. :p

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

DAMN. LOL.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

you can write it

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Uh, I kinda really don't want to write Shia/Zac porn.

PLUS, porn-fu and muses have all gone away. I need new Jensen and Jared news. Like, they decided to try sexing each other in a hot air balloon, and Chad got upset because he thought he'd -

Nope.

SEE? All gone.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

rofl
awesome

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[emerald-nebula.livejournal.com]

You are amazing!

And now I have to go watch it again while thinking of J2.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

heh thanks

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

Thank you Smidgums for continueing to make my day a face splitting success. *giggles*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

sounds painful. :p

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

It totally isn't. Actually it is kind of kinky in that totally smiling fetish way. Your feeding a fetish be proud of yourself.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

okay!

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

GOOD GIRL!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

arf

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

*brushes you and feeds you treats*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

hee

[crazyjoyfulgirl.livejournal.com]

;p You know ilu

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I really kinda love you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:blushes:

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww! :D

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

IAWTC.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Is that Ackles in your icon?

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

It is. A scene from Ten Inch Hero. :)

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

*is catching up on your journal*

HEHEHEHEHEE!!! *ROLLS ON FLOOR* And this time I actually know what is going on, LMAO.

For some strange reason I really want to hear Jared say 'I stand corrected'. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/

Maybe one day we'll get to hear Sam say that and it'll sorta be like Jared saying it.

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

Yes, it would be. *G*