Gonna wake up gay married

[certainthings]

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

Comments

[pie_andcoffee]

colbert would totally love to be married to a gay guy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Or just married to Stewart.