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certainthings) wrote2008-01-31 04:39 pm
certainthings) wrote2008-01-31 04:39 pm
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Hmm... Maybe I say no because I simply don't like the idea... But I'm still sticking with it. Because psychosis and me are like this.
The man has unprotected sex with strangers. He MUST have picked up a scratchy at some point. Maybe his amulet keeps them away. O_O
No way, STD's are scared of Dean Winchester.
He's totally had at least a good case of the crabs.
Heh. Maybe that's what he counts on.
Girl: Do you uh, have protection.
Dean: Right here, baby. *fingers amulet*
Girl: ??
Dean: It's magical.
Girl: *giggles* Okay.
Girl: Do you uh, have protection.
Dean: Right here, baby. *fingers amulet*
Girl: ??
Dean: It's magical.
Girl: *giggles* Okay.
Anyway, it's DEAN. His syphilis would be prettier than everybody else's. *g*
Hmm, it does seem likely that he would've or does.
Some fancy schmancy museum wants a piece of it and Sam's all, 'No. It's mine. [beat] Uh, I mean it's not mine that he didn't get it from me because gross, I just ... uh, nevermind, you can have it.'
Dude, he BRAGS about them.
"Hey, Sammy. Sam. Sammmmmeeeeeehhhhhh.I bet I've had more STD's than you."
"Dean, that's not something you bra-"
"I BET I DO, LOSER. I WIN!"
"Hey, Sammy. Sam. Sammmmmeeeeeehhhhhh.I bet I've had more STD's than you."
"Dean, that's not something you bra-"
"I BET I DO, LOSER. I WIN!"
Promiscuous does NOT equal diseased. Nor does unprotected sex.
Next convention, who's willing to ask?
Yep. :P
Now I kind of want fic where Dean has to explain to Sam why he's using special shampoo on his naughty bits.
Now I kind of want fic where Dean has to explain to Sam why he's using special shampoo on his naughty bits.
Also? I'm glad this fandom is not delusional and has jumped on board Dean's STD wagon.
He has, but it was something lame that he thinks was kinda cool, like Golden Staph, and it was a long time ago and he totally stole himself enough penicillin to take care of that shit in a 10-14 days.
This is how Dean Winchester found out he was allergic to penicillin and how John and Sammy found out he had an STD./pharm-student geek-out
This is how Dean Winchester found out he was allergic to penicillin and how John and Sammy found out he had an STD./pharm-student geek-out
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