I know, but shut up! Er, I mean strongly be quiet.

[certainthings]

*pic credit goes to babybluesteel, I emailed and asked if it was okay to use for an icon but the email bounced back so uhm, yeah.

Comments

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm snagging that :D

TAGS!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Tagging beez the best part.

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

LMAO yep, I saved this one early this morning GORGEOUS! *g*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's a very nice ass.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

your tags are win. and yeah, this might be the most "iconized" pic for the new year LOL

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. It probably will be.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Heehee. How can Jensen NOT have fucked that? I bet Sandy's hard pressed to not strap it on once a month. A week. A day.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He totally has and Sandy has one for each day of the week in 30 different colours.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me..

Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!



or.


I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna f**k you,(f**k you) you already know
I wanna f**k you,(f**k you) you already know, boygirl

Jared's ass inspires Akon.

END.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. YIS

[goodnight.livejournal.com]

My fav one of hers is the one where he is facing the screen with his big strong broad shoulders. *purrrrr*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen that one. *searches*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. I love the imagery

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

baby got back...
TAGS! HA-HA!!
*wants video of him shaking it* *wants it bad*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's probably out there somewhere

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

sweet zombie Jesus! he--and the ass--but the shoulders! *fans self*
he's too hot...my hed asplode. goodnight.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[trueshellz.livejournal.com]

PADABUM!!!
*bites it*
btw, your tags are awesome
x

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks

[yehwellwhatever.livejournal.com]

*breathe in* ..... *breathe out* ..... *breathe in* ...... *breathe out*

Holy Mother of ....

I simply refuse to believe that Jensen doesn't take advantage of that at least once every other week.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. He totally does.

[ellel.livejournal.com]

I saw that pic a 100 times today,Jared's ass all over flist and all-stil...*STARES!!!*

I so want that icon!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You can use it, just credit babybluesteel for the picture. Though if she says I'm not allowed to play with them, you might have to remove it later.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

*iz ded*

God, that picture will fuel my J2 fantasies for at least a month.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah huh

[blacklid.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which is better: the picture, or your tags!
What the?
When he got up?

WHY DID HE STICK HIS ASS OUT OMG HE'S TOO HILARIOUS.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Because he is a very nice boy

in the spirit of conversations that never happened

[gretazreta.livejournal.com]

"Whatcha looking at, Jen?"
".....nothing."
"Why did you close your laptop so quickly, as soon as I came in."
"Didn't."
"Did so."
"..."

"Oh my god, you were looking at porn. Jensen was looking at porn in his trailer."
"Shut UP"
"There's nothing to be ashamed of, Jensen. You're just a healthy red-blooded Texan male. Looking at porn in the privacy of his own trailer. I'm proud of you, man. Seriously. PROUD. "
"..."

(pause)

"Let me see?"
"No."
"So it IS porn."
"No. Just.... no."
"Oh c'mon, man... pleeeaseeeeee?"
"Jesus, Jared. No. No means no."

"Oh C'MON. It's not like I'm pestering you for sexual favours, I just want to check out the hot T&A on your laptop."

(coughing)
(sound of Jensen getting hammered on the back)
(sound of this degenerating into wrestling)

"Jared. Jared, let me go. You giant freak. Let me up. Don't touch that laptop. Seriously ... don't you dare..."

(Long uncomfortable pause).

"Oh."
"I said no. This is totally your own fault."
"No, really. It's cool. You've got my ass as your desktop wallpaper. That's..."

"Yeah, well. I'm just thankful it's not smell-o-vision."

(pause)
"Look, man, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... Jared, I'm..."

"You're hot for my ass."
"Hot for... no way, dude, I was just dicking around."
"You were dicking around with my ass."
"NO. That's not what I meant. I was... playing around."
"With my ass."
"With my desktop settings. With PICTURES."
"With pictures of my ass."

Silence.

"Jen? You could if you wanted."
"Could WHAT?"
"Dick around. With my ass."
"What the....oh."
"Yeah, oh."
(sound of smooching)
(more smooching)
(sound of happily ever after)

END.

Re: in the spirit of conversations that never happened

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:big dorky happy sigh:

That is a TRU STORY!

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

*grabby hands* *GRABBY HANDS*

Ohhhhh man. *pouts* I just wanna give it a little goose.

[ongiara.livejournal.com]

bee stung ass ROFL

Oh why didn't his pants rip that day too?

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm thinking this would make a very nice wallpaper for my computer. I'm thinking about sending this picture to my mom, because I know that she'd want to grab that. It also reminds me of all the baseball games I got dragged to so we could sit in the bleachers because she thought the left fielder had a nice ass. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like your mom

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're right. Goes with his heart shaped mouth.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

oh fuck it *bites his ass*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Pretty much

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

UM. JESUS. ♥

So, I was just wondering... Your new icon led me to checking out your userpics and I saw the other one, the one of Jared's shoulders and back. omg. If you get in touch with babybluesteel and they give you the okay to use the pics, do you think maybe I could use that icon? Because I'm completely in love with it. (If not, that's definitely okay, too.)

Did you try the "send message" option on their journal?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

knock yourself out. :)

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Melikes the view from here. ;)

Snagging the icon, ty!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's an excellent view.