certainthings: (Jared - this is my dick)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-01-22 10:33 am

It's like Fun With Real Audio and you know, lies.

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: Baby, I was sucking ...
Sandy: Jensen, right? And not one of the Craft Service people because you know I'm not okay with that.
Jared: Of course it was Jensen!
Sandy: Then why are you calling me?
Jared: He came all over my face and got spunk in my eye.
Sandy: Ahahaha. [beat] Aww, baby. I'd kiss it better if I could.




--Jared said, "Baby, I was sucking."

[identity profile] uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
once again, you are win. :D
(and once again, Comp Sci prof gave me the 'quit readin slash' look. lol)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha.

Thank you. Thank you.