It's like Fun With Real Audio and you know, lies.

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation]

Jared: Baby, I was sucking ...
Sandy: Jensen, right? And not one of the Craft Service people because you know I'm not okay with that.
Jared: Of course it was Jensen!
Sandy: Then why are you calling me?
Jared: He came all over my face and got spunk in my eye.
Sandy: Ahahaha. [beat] Aww, baby. I'd kiss it better if I could.




--Jared said, "Baby, I was sucking."

Comments

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

once again, you are win. :D
(and once again, Comp Sci prof gave me the 'quit readin slash' look. lol)

[yehwellwhatever.livejournal.com]

That icon of yours is naughty, dude.
Naughty is good tho!

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

When did Jared say that?

Your Sandy ftw :D

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

*draws hearts around you and your Sandy*

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Jared: *pout* It really stings.
Sandy: I'm sure it does. You know, just like the time you did that to ME.
Jared: Oh yeah.

I enjoy this new "fun with real audio" concept. Gimme more.

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

Come in the eye really hurts, apparently. D:

Poor Jared.