ugh

[certainthings]

I went to bed around 5 this morning and woke up close to noon. 

I couldn't figure out for the longest time why I wasn't really tired because I had only had one cup of coffee around 10 am the other morning but then as I was finally headed to bed I looked down and saw the box of Pot of Gold and oh, yeah. That's why. Because I being a gluttonous pig ate entire box of chocolates yesterday. Sure, not all in one sitting but still. AN ENTIRE BOX.

Yeah. Don't do that.

In other news my new "job" is going to be Jared Padalecki's Fictional Pee Coach. *nods*

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'd legally be able to be hands-on, if was really a job, yanno? I might have to have my own fictional wang and sort of direct him how hold his.

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

Well, these are the sorts of things you'll want delineated in your contract pretty thoroughly. Like, maybe he could have insurance, and you could have gloves?
(yes, I am seriously overthinking this, but the whole idea makes me laugh something fierce, so... yeah)

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I personally am picturing you standing next to a camera with a megaphone shouting directions at him. "C'mon, Padalecki, whip it out!"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. God, that job would be so much fun, eh?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Immensely so. ;)