[identity profile] slytherinblack.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to say something highly inappropriate about Jared being a porn star, but I don't think it quite works.

So I'mma go with snow just to be different.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2007-12-20 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe Jared kind of came like a sprinkler? Or something.