A Jensen poll

[certainthings]

[Poll #1108829]

Comments

[iceandlime.livejournal.com]

Too busy looking at his eyes and freckles to care. God that man is attractive.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He really is.

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

Ugh, yeah. Wait what? I was distracted. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*lowers voice* Totally dandruff.

[slytherinblack.livejournal.com]

I was going to say something highly inappropriate about Jared being a porn star, but I don't think it quite works.

So I'mma go with snow just to be different.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe Jared kind of came like a sprinkler? Or something.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

Dandruff. Dandruff. Dandruff. Possibly as a result of so much product usage, but yes, dandruffNo man is can be that pretty and not have a flaw.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It is! I just put "hair product" to be polite. *nods*

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

The man HAS to have a flaw of some sort, so why not have it be dandruff? lol

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Perfect people don't have dandruff.

I voted for dandruff. But everyone already knows I'm just out to get him.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Jesus had dandruff.

[emerald-nebula.livejournal.com]

Oooo, pretty green....

What? There's a poll? Product. No, dandruff.

Actually, I just really want to wash his hair. It's flaky and crispy.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

You know I was thinking that, too. His hair is really dark, has to be the product he's using to cover up the dandruff.
*nods*

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

oh that Ackles.
He should do a Head and Shoulders commercial. They aren't usually filmed in English. He can be dubbed over in Czechoslovakian and shown in Mexico.
or. er.
Hai Jensenface!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Yes. They should get on that.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Your randomness kinda, sorta thrills me.

Definitely dandruff. Damn that LA weather and those dry ass scalps.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it'll fade and you'll become annoyed like everyone else. *nods*

So totally dandruff, them other folks are crazy voting for "hair product"

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

WHO CARES?! Are you looking at that face? *is dead*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Uhm, I'm sorry?

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna squint and pretend it's hair product.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Pretending is needed for that :p

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

*stares*

i'm sorry, you were saying?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Nothing

[rawkin-ur-sox.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I wish it was dandruff, then at least it'd prove he was human. But no, he's just a really hotass robot with product in his hair. Boo, Jensen.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's what he wants you to believe

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* my best guy friend since forever has this problem. it's gel. *emo arm throw* MEN!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Gel also known as dandruff. *solemn nod*

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha.

How much do I love that no one will let you talk shit about Jensen. HE'S TOO PRETTY, MICHELLE.

Let's wax poetic about his eyes that are greener than the rolling fields in Ireland. His skin is smoother than silk sheets and the pretty, color of dewey pear flesh. You're lucky his lips are cut out of that picture or else you'd be in real trouble.

It's totally dandruff and yet? He's still fucking HOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's pretty, I'm not disagreeing with that.

But that picture?

He looks twelve. His eyes are bloodshot and rimmed with red, his skin is shiny and possibly zitty. He looks hungover and just meh. The only good thing is his nose and the freckles on it.

I'm so meh about him right now.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Nah - I think I'm gonna have to go with product on this one.
Or cum.
But its an early photo so it wouldnt be the usual unicorn-scented, sugar-flavoured Jared cum and do we really want to think of the Ackles perfect form being tainted by anyone other than his One True Love? No we do not.
So I'm going with product.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What do unicorns smell like?

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm impressed that I can still recognize that he has hair at all. The picture loaded, and this was the general scenario:

"Hmm, yeah, hair, don't see any dandruff..."
*scrolls down to find his hairline*
*finds Teh Eyez and Frackles instead*
*forgets how to speak*

Holy mother of bajeezus. The eyes. I just... those EYES. And then the freckles, good lord. And then, to top it off, he's cocking his eyebrow. *falls over*

...and you've got a poll up about his dandruff?! *iz distracted*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know but Jensen does little to nothing for me in that picture. :/