As seen on Ellen.. || Other babble

[certainthings]

I'm watching an old clip of Ellen that someone posted on my funwall over at Facebook. Ellen's just called Gladys who lives in Austin, Texas.

Gladys: Oh, honey. Let me tell you, we got ... Austin, Texas got a little bit of ice and two flakes of snow ...
Ellen: Oh, no.
Gladys: And they shut the whole city down. And I'm telling you the local news, they showed an icicle hanging off a fellow's roof to his house and that was the big news here in Austin, Texas.


Gladys: Listen, I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

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I'm so horrible with checking Facebook and more horrible with updating it.

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*pokes this day* MOVE FASTER.

Comments

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

Aw man I miss Gladys! I love people that can even make the comedians/comediennes laugh! :)

Ugh, Five Life stick Ellen on at weird times now and its not as recent (not long had fecking Halloween edition) *grumble*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee! I heart this Gladys woman.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

As do I! And I think "I love Jesus, but I drink a little." might be the best expression ever.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Haha, that is awesome.

I bet I suck even more at facebook than you do. My brain gets so confused by all the applications you can get and the constant invitations to everything. Plus, I'm friends with rl people in there and I don't want them to know about LJ or fandom which makes it difficult to update sometimes because I'm afraid I'll say the wrong thing and lead them to my journal. So I just reject all invitations and pretty much do nothing in terms of updating *is lame*

Do you still have that James Martsters cd? I've decided that I really want to listen to it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I never get to watch the show and then I forget it's on when I can.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Plus, I'm friends with rl people in there and I don't want them to know about LJ or fandom which makes it difficult to update sometimes because I'm afraid I'll say the wrong thing and lead them to my journal.

Right there with you. So afraid, I'm going to say the wrong thing.

I think I just have one song. *checks* Turns out I have two.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/f1z0u8

http://www.sendspace.com/file/q2chgr

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

Hah, oh my god my friends and I were JUST saying the phrase' I like Jesus, but I drink a little ' in Olive Garden the other night.

Ellen, you are inspiring.

::shares too much::

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to find a way to weave it into conversations.

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

It's best to say over breadsticks and soup.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Thank you :D

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little

*is dead from laughing* ZOMG!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

welcome

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it would be the big news in Austin. We are clearly the most boring state ever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Okay, but the first rule of Facebook is that we do not talk about livejournal. The second rule of Facebook is that we do not talk about livejournal. *nods*

I just sent you a message, at least I hope it's you. Yours is the only name that came up.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?! I think I died a little, myself.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of some comedian talking about it raining in Southern California. After noticing one drop of rain, [this on the news] 'Rain pounds the southland, is there an end in sight?!'

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

I announced it to everyone within earshot at my work because it was just too hilarious to keep to myself.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Gladys sounds like a woman after my own heart... Apart from the Jesus bit.
I think she would like my icon.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

i solemnly swear not speakth of the L or the J. *crosses*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That does seem like a good time

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Are they too dead from the laughing?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think she just might.

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

They are so dead, in fact I'm typing this comment from the grave. Nice going. :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*undeads you all*

[angieb5.livejournal.com]

TA DA! We're alive. Thanks for using your magical powers for good just this once. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee. You're so welcome.

[abby20.livejournal.com]

Gladys: Listen, I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

Gladys was my favourite, and that line was 95% of the reason why. Hee!

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I'm bored... I think you should entertain me :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think that Gladys could be my favourite too

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I'm too bored to be of any entertaining assistance.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

:(
Maybe I'll just go to bed then... right after I finish my English essay.

Hope you find something exciting to make your day go by faster.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I'm stuck with the bored for at least another couple of hours. Manalive crawfishpie.

*tucks you into bed*

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

I'm so horrible with checking Facebook and more horrible with updating it.
You are not the only one, I sometimes forgot I have Facebook.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It just doesn't hold the same appeal for me as livejournal and with real life people on there ... Ugh.

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

I love when Ellen calls Gladys, and I just about died when she made that comment. She's such a hoot. :D

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

today needs to be tomorrow. now.


*cookies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Today needs to be Friday

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

that works too

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Does Ellen call Gladys often?

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

She used to call quite a bit. Like when the Oscars came out she had her watch all the movies and give her opinion. The last time she called was last month, for her 500th show.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That sounds like hella good times.

[jules-411.livejournal.com]

You can always count on laughing when she's on. Ugh, I wish I remember what she said about the movies, but there's no way I can remember which ones were nominated, and I'm feeling too lazy to actually check.

The problem with Ellen right now? Not enough Gladys!