You're kinda like those big name fans. You know the type I'm talking about - soon you'll be making these deep meta posts and creating sock puppets and having HUGE falling outs with people. Oh! And you have to pick an issue to talk about a lot - racism and sexism have been used a lot. I think you should talk about weight issues. You can make these really big posts about it. And Fandom Wank will get a hold of it, and you'll be in a war with them. And I can be all, "I knew her before she was famous - you know? When she was hardcore. Now she just acts out to get attention." And then I'll tsk-tsk sadly.

God. I used to like you, man. What happened to you?!




...I'm sure this will stop amusing me one day. But not this day. *snuggles* Keep on rockin'.