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I ♥ wank

Dude, what exactly is wank? I don't even know, but there's so much fuss about it and I'm just clueless. Help?

No one: *is surprised*

;)

Is there wank? Officially? Have we blown the giant horn? Sent out the batsignal?

*noses around*

I love it too.. covered in chocolate sauce
and whipped cream.. and a little side of batshit crazy.

You're calling this wank? Nah. If anything it's a baby wank.

Mmmm I love the smell of wank in the evening. Keeps me occupied in my downtime ;)

Fandom srsly needs to take a breather. Or I need to be handing out hugs on corners. :/

Make love, not wank! Or something.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank! Where's the wank? I love it. I tried to start some in my journal once, but no one wanted to play with me.