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[hkath.livejournal.com]

Totally. On a kitchen floor somewhere. With sock skating instead of real skating. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

YES! And a pile of beer cans and/or bottles in the background.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Followed by drunken beer bottle bowling. In which they pick up Chris and slide him across the floor face first.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Are you writing this story?

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Someone else will have to. I'm too busy making Jared the star of the new Knight Rider movie. :D