certainthings: (Jared Kinkade - pornstar)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2007-10-11 09:31 pm
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*raises hand*

Have we seen Jared eat? I mean besides the candy. I know we've seen him with food but I can't recall seeing him actually eat.

But we definitely saw Dean Forrester eat, right? It's been a little while since I've watched any Gimore Girls.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2007-10-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Do you remember what kind of pie it was?

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2007-10-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
CUSTARD.

Kirk: Today we have an almond tort, an apple pandowdy, and various marzipan fruits made by a sect of cloistered nuns in Toledo.
Dean: I’ll have a piece of pie.
Kirk: Cherry, peach, chocolate, pumpkin, custard –
Dean: Custard’s fine.
Kirk: There’s more.
Dean: I know, but custard’s fine.
Kirk: You don’t want to hear the rest?
Dean: I really am good with the custard.
Kirk: But they made me memorize thirty different flavors.
Dean: Kirk?
Kirk: Yes?
Dean: Custard is fine.
Kirk: You want ice cream with that?
Dean: Are there different flavors?
Kirk: Thirty-two.
Dean: Just the pie.

[identity profile] twofourteen.livejournal.com 2007-10-12 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I am a big Dean whore.

I wish there be Dean/Dean fic. It's like the one form of almost Wincest that I could read.

"Hey, you look just like my brother, and you share my name. LET US FUCK."

Or something.

I'm jumping in cause I'm a whore

[identity profile] shimmeryelf.livejournal.com 2007-10-12 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If someone one said "LET US FUCK" to me I think I'd die laughing in their face. Unless English wasn't their original language. And even then? There would be giggles.