This year I'm going as a bad drag queen. Technically, I'm going as a woman, dressed like a man dressed like a woman (complicated, I know). So before I dress like a drag queen, I have to do the man part first; I'm binding my breasts, letting my body hair grow, and stuffing a sock in my fishnets. Sure, very few people will know, but I will, and I need to know that my costume is true to my vision. I'm a loser like that. :)