2013-09-12

certainthings: (Genevieve)
2013-09-12 08:46 pm

well maybe

so uh, I have recently discovered this tidbit about myself.

if you are wearing shoes, that have shoelaces and those shoelaces are touching the ground? yeah. I sincerely really don't like it.

on the outside, I may appear somewhat normal. maybe a little bit !!! when I say, 'ooh, be careful not to trip on those.' or something like that.

but on the inside? I am ripping those shoes off your feet, beating you with them and then possibly setting you on fire. but that mostly depends on what my mood was before I saw your shoelaces touching the ground.

what little things make you commit murder (in your head at least or for real, I'm not here to judge)?