Stand-up Comedian: CSI, ever hear of that? I got every episode on dvd. I could kill you and make it look like a unicorn did it.
Xander: [punches clown] You are a lousy clown! Your balloon animals are pathetic! Everyone can make a giraffe! [pause] I feel good! I feel liberated!
Radio Host 1: Clowns always have red lips, do you know what that is?
Radio Host 2: No.
Radio Host 1: The blood of the elderly.
Radio Host 1: And they're always wearing big shoes, you know what that means?
Radio Host 2: Big feet?
Radio Host 1: Big tendencies to stab you in the face when you're sleeping.
( and more spoilers for the episode )
Yeah, that's all I've got.